“Consider the following. We humans are social beings. We come into the world as the result of others' actions. We survive here in dependence on others. Whether we like it or not, there is hardly a moment of our lives when we do not benefit from others' activities. For this reason it is hardly surprising that most of our happiness arises in the context of our relationships with others.”- H.H. The Dalai Lama

“He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.”- Anonymous

“Always end the name of your child with a vowel – so that when you yell the name will carry.”- Bill Cosby